One of my good Pal's Alan Wolfe, send me this Chuck Norris esque quips regarding the Colts Defensive Player of the year Bob Sanders. I felt they were funny enough to post, espically given our playoff game this weekend. Enjoy.
- 70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders
- Indy's Defense is called the Cover 2 because the team is only responsible for covering 2 people. Bob Sanders covers the rest.
- Bob Sanders invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Brady invented pink.
- If he could be any Care Bear, Bob Sanders would still be Bob Sanders, and when you hugged him he'd tackle you for a seven yard
- loss. They'd call him Kick Your Butt Bear, and there'd be a picture on his chest of him kicking your butt.
- If you say 'Bob Sanders' three times while looking in a mirror, you'll feel pretty stupid. Then Bob Sanders will rush through the door and tackle you for a four yard loss.
- When Justin Timberlake brought Sexy Back, Bob Sanders was already there, and he hit Justin so hard he now goes by the name Kevin Federline.
- It was once thought Bob Sanders lost a fight to a Bear. But that was a lie created by Bob Sanders himself to lure more Bears to him.
- They once renamed a street after Bob Sanders, but they had to change it back. Too many pedestrians died crossing it. Nobody crosses Bob Sanders and lives.
- They were going to release a Bob Sanders edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be 'Bob Sanders / In the secondary / with a spear tackle'
- ...a true quote from Bob himself..'I always thought that if I didn't feel it, the other person was hurting more. But I've realized over time that if I hit somebody and it hurts me, it hurts them even more.'
- Bob Sanders is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate the Chiefs.
- Bob Sanders once looked at Edgerrin James funny. That's why EJ's in Arizona.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Bob Sanders allows to live.
- Bob Sanders puts the laughter in manslaughter.
- LaDanian Tomlinson wears a tinted visor so that he will never have to look Bob Sanders in the eyes.
- Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.
- Bob Sanders frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own
Nothing new really going on. The Colts lost today which sucked, but oh well. Just got around to uploading a few more pictures of the kids. Anna has her 2nd gymnastics class tomorrow night and I'll be taking the camera. She seems really excited about it, but I haven't seen her in action yet. I'll post the pictures of that hopefully tomorrow evening.
